Terminal Preppie

I go to college

That makes me so cool

I live in a dorm

And show off by the pool

I join the right clubs

Just to build an impression

I block out thinking

It wont get me ahead

My ambition in life

Is to look good on paper

All I want is a slot

In some big corporation

John belushis my hero

I lampoon and I ape him

My news of the world

Comes from sports illustrated

Im proud of my trophies

Like my empty beer cans

Stacked in rows up the wall

To impress all my friends

No, Im not here to learn

I just want to get drunk

And major in business

And be taught how to fuck

Win! win!

I always play to win

Wanna fit in like a cog

In the faceless machine

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I want a wife with tits

Who just smiles all the time

In my centerfold world

Filled with springsteen and wine

Some day Ill have power

Some day Ill have boats

A tract in some suburb

With thanksgivings to host

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