Badass

I never carry a gun
I just carry my tongue
When it's not knee deep in pork
It's acidic and forkedI'd mission abort
Don't need no permission to start
Rip apart every synapse and spark
'Til you're clutchin' your heartPlayin' Mario Kart
With Wesley Clark
Make like Corey Heart
And wear my shades when it's darkDon't retort or remark
You'll get Dizzy G Cheeks
With a mouth full of fart
*fart noise*I'm Slaughter comma Sarge
AKA Commissar
Ballin' like stalin' from USSR
Shit's so fluid so farThanks to Matt on guitar
Yo DJ, take 'em to the part
Where I turn rap into artYeah, motherfucker
Check this shit outI'm a bad ass
I ain't gonna fuckin' spell it
I get up on the mic
And then I fuckin' yell itNo need to embellish
I'm selfishly hellish
Equatorial insect repellent
The like's of which you never delt with
Motherfucker