This Is Really Testing The Patience I've Never Had

It"s the sun, it"s the sun 
That"s making me smile 
Fell asleep in that warm, warm sand 
I don"t think I ever wanna wake up again 

Wake up 
Carried by ultraviolet waves and 
Very ugly transparent dolphins 
To an island floating meters above the sea 

I am greeted by a lime green crab 
He is bent on self destruction, on my destruction 
Uncomfortable with his statements, I inch my way 
Toward those fart soaked pillows that double as 
Flotation devices and I paddle my way back out to the ultraviolet sea 

I sink down to my friends 
Mermaids with aids dressed like maids 
Got me laid, I raged 
Stayed up all night at bars 
Had dinner with the sharks 
Woke up with whiskey farts 
I broke the mermaids hearts 
Didn"t bounce a single narc 
And still I"d go again